Look! It’s Lara Cock!

This was the first pic I saw of Annabelle Lane and immediately I was taken back to all the time I had spent Tomb Raider. I played that game from the very first one and I was just a teenage boy then and I’m sure you can easily see why that would have been my first crush on a cartoon girl. She’s gorgeous after all.

Just look at the resemblance here, it’s uncanny. And so I decided to look for more pics of her and what a surprise I got, a tranny surprise to be precise as it turned out this Lara had a cock. I did not see that coming and as a heterosexual male that may just have had an impact on the lack of opinion I have had to date about transsexuals.

They’re not just the next step after drag queens after all and I feel ashamed of my ignorance.

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If ever fake tits needed promoting then this has to be the ultimate advocate.

I mean, let’s have a look at this sick fuck Bailey Jay for a moment… because anything longer than that and I’d have to clean the disgust off my screen. That says a lot let me tell you because I am pretty damn far away from making it into any culture club.

Everything about this thing in picture is underwhelming at any level, on any scale and by any measure. Except for the tits that is. So much so that I am willing to hedge bets that if it wasn’t for the tits this abomination would not peak any interest beyond the underground where the truly sick roam.

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